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aaliyah1979-2001:

Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Gemini: fake
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Libra: basic
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Capricorn: bitter
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself

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eludible:

Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?

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musicals-are-punk-rock:

in Spring Awakening they don’t say “I love you” they masturbate on stage which means “I want to have sex with you in a barn” and i think that’s beautiful

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chickemuqqets:

Complaining to my parents like

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