its-a me twerkio
Aries: stop jackin off
Taurus: hoe and not ashamed of it
Cancer: crybaby ass
Leo: BIG Bitch and u fuckin kno it. u love it dont u.
Virgo: ethereal and always SO busy
Scorpio: u are sleepy and powerful.
Sagittarius: probably like drinkin some healthy shit. u look good as hell too.
Aquarius: clean ur fingernails
Pisces: stop bein so stingy an love urself
Mosquitos are so rude, like who gave you permission to bite my ass?
in Spring Awakening they don’t say “I love you” they masturbate on stage which means “I want to have sex with you in a barn” and i think that’s beautiful